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Music Reviews

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Criteria
En Garde
Initial Records

Rating: NR/10 ?


October 1, 2004
Thank yous in the front cover of Criteria's debut range from A.J. Mogis to Ryan Fox to Conor Oberst, but with friends worn on the sleeve, En Garde emphasizes how derivative the current scene is getting.

Many of the songs included are, in all rights, pleasant and enjoyable, but they are so rote and by-the-numbers that they instill a sense of boredom and impatience. As a reviewer, I kept waiting for Stephen Pederson to change things up, bring in different elements, and brandish his unique qualities, but our boy did not. He is content to strum along and drown in the same tears that are flooding the rest of Omaha. Forgive me if I don't find it all passionate anymore, but this is too cleanly recycled for my taste.

"Mainline Life" is the first track that helped me see his positive potential, blending post-Cursive style jagged guitars with the spirits of Conor Oberst (no, not those spirits, he clutches those too tightly) wailing at the moon. He does a great impersonation, but little else. Pederson's voice is prominently pained, though not distinct; he sounds more hoarse than haunted.

"Play on Words" recalls the slower, more plodding side of The Casket Lottery, employing a tight drum line and multi-layered, droning vocals. Any Further Seems Forever fan should feel very comfortable in these established dynamics.

"The Life" is another Cursive-inspired piece of gravel, laced into the pattern of "The Great Decay" and begging to be called out to a live audience. I can't say for sure that those who like Cursive won't have an agreeable stance toward Criteria, but they may shudder a bit at the look of generic monochrome when they can have full color.

Reviewed by Sarah Peters
A former music editor and staff writer for LAS, Sarah Peters recently disappeared. Perhaps one day she will surface again, who knows.

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