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Milton Mapes
The Blacklight Trap
Undertow Music

Rating: 7/10 ?

April 18, 2005
Crawling deeper and deeper into the bottle, Milton Mapes is in danger of falling prey to The Blacklight Trap that got Jimmy. An alcoholic who's "awake but not moving/Like a fighter who's been knocked off his feet," Jimmy is the subject of the title track off Milton Mapes' latest release, The Blacklight Trap. He's been drinking his way to oblivion for a long time, and he's almost there. It's past time for an intervention. No 12-step program is going to save him. He's beyond help, having flushed himself down a toilet full of booze. Asks band lyricist, Greg Vanderpool, "Is this where he belongs… in The Blacklight Trap?"

The same question could be asked of Milton Mapes. Drowning in human misery, The Blacklight Trap drips as slow as molasses. Colored with the same burnished hues, it's drinking music for the loner still awake at the wee hours of the morning, sitting at his Formica kitchen table with a glass of whiskey and a loaded gun.

Dark, amorphous movements inspired by Crazy Horse and Bruce Springsteen's Nebraska creep through the album's dank atmosphere. This is the third release from these Texans and it's their bleakest by far. Where light occasionally seeped through the black velvet curtains of Westernaire, The Blacklight Trap keeps them closed. And in the inky silence you feel a menacing presence. It may be shapeless and vague, but there's no denying it's there.

Perhaps it's why Milton Mapes turns up the volume, thinking that maybe the woolly indie rock swagger of "In The Corner Where It All Began" will drive its demons away. Traces of Milton Mapes' alt-country roots are still found in the bitter, and far from sweet, waltz of "Waiting for Love to Fail", with its dry organ air and dusty harmonica. And there's the swaying, sepia-toned title track, with its slight threads of banjo and a spinning fan of mandolin stuck in a screen window - but that's about as country as the album gets.

Sopping wet from standing in a driving rainstorm of distorted electric guitar, "When The Earth's Last Picture Is Painted" rides the rugged, craggy rhythmic terrain of Crazy Horse and crescendos in a flood of cymbals and brackish guitar squalls. With words and phrases lifted from the Rudyard Kipling poem of the same name, it's apocalyptic and hopeful, with the lyric "We might win if we survive the fall" offering resilience and strength, however weary Vanderpool sounds.

So will Milton Mapes, if they can drag themselves out of the mire of death tomes like "Bowie, Az." There is muted thunder in its simple bass drum pounding and drought in its sparse acoustic guitar breeze. "Tornado Weather" stretches out like a prairie at night and with elongated bass, minor-chord piano and doomsday slide guitar fury foretelling a storm of Biblical proportions, Vanderpool waits for the end in his rusted out trailer home.

"Underneath The River Runs" is the most haunting song present. Seemingly ripped from eyewitness accounts of Civil War battles, the song talks of a hundred dead bodies lying by a bridge as a river of feedback and dour piano meanders past. Its melancholy is hard to take, especially when you listen to the album in its entirety. The melancholy weighs on you like depression, and sends you to a dark place. And that's The Blacklight Trap: you sink and sink until you can't breathe, and before you know it, you've disappeared, just like Jimmy. Say hello to him will you. Milton Mapes sends their regards.

Reviewed by Peter Lindblad
Peter Lindblad lives in Appleton, Wis., and bleeds green and gold just like all the Packer fan nutjobs in the area. He does draw the line at wearing blocks of chedder on his head, or any other body parts for that matter, though. His professional career has taken weird twists and turns that have led him to his current position as an editor at a coin magazine. He hopes his stay there will be a short one. Before that, he worked as an associate editor at a log home magazine. To anyone that will listen, he\'ll swear that Shiner was one of the greatest rock bands to ever walk the earth. Yet he also has much love for Superchunk, Spoon, DJ Shadow, Swervedriver, Wilco, Fugazi, Jawbox, ... And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Queens Of The Stone Age, and Modest Mouse, among others.

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