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The Paper Champions
The Paper Champions

Rating: NR/10 ?

October 1, 2004
Upon my cursory inquiry into The Paper Champions I headed straight for the best place to start sniffing around - their web address. On the surface of their website there are a few interesting clues to what type of music they play. But let's dig deeper, shall we?

1. There is an image of a heart that must be clicked on to open the site. Note that this same heart adorns the front cover of their eponymous three song EP. The heart appears not just once, but ten times over.

2. The Paper Champions were featured on Sad Songs Remind Me- The ninth chapter of the much despised Emo Diaries series from Deep Elm.

Make no mistake here. The Paper Champions are emo with a capital E. They mean it all, swear on their hearts and hope to die. I do not mean to say with so much sarcasm that The Paper Champions EP is without merit of any kind, but it bears a lot of the telltale signs of most stereotypical emo albums. There are the "pretty" sounds of dueling guitar lines, with the two-man vocals arranged slightly off-key. Subject matter bears the stain of hearts (ahem) and betrayal, not unfamiliar subjects to most music fans, but clichéd to most listeners who have grown beyond it as the focal point.

In all honesty the first track, "Words and Inaction" would not have been out of place on the Appleseed Cast album End of the Ring Wars, or on any Mineral album. "Burning Quiet" begins like an early Braid song, and it is these comparisons that demonstrate the problems with these songs. They are too formulaic and typical, unchallenging and unmemorable. The Paper Champions demonstrate a clear talent, but a need to give us something more than the clichéd. Maybe one day they will write their own equivalent to Mare Vitalis or Frame and Canvas- an equivalent, not an emulation- something fresh and also timeless, but until then I will pass. My heart just can't take it.

Reviewed by Jake M. Rizy
A contributing writer for LAS who lives in Arlington, Texas.

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