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Hello, Blue Roses
The Portrait is Finished and I Have Failed to Capture Your Beauty
Locust Music

Rating: 6.5/10 ?

April 14, 2008
As if Dan Bejar needed yet another musical side project. The prolific troubadour already fronts the impeccable Destroyer, partakes in the intriguing Swan Lake, and loans his wily skills to A.C. Newman's uber-collective, the New Pornographers. Now, the musical vagabond pulls a Captain to his Tennille: he records a charming little record with his romantic interest, Sydney Vermont, under the hackneyed moniker Hello, Blue Roses. And not that Ms. Vermont is any slouch herself; after growing out of the Toronto Children's Choir, she now bides her time as a visual artist, flautist and Bonaparte vocalist (don't ask, maybe it means she sings short vocal segments).

Aside from being the front-runner for the year's most lugubriously titled album, The Portrait is Finished and I Have Failed to Capture Your Beauty… delivers an innocuous array of softly strummed nuggets. The songwriting is simple enough, but the real hitch is the intertwining voices of Vermont and Bejar. On the standout "Shadow Falls," their mingling vocal lines bring out the best in the alternating currents of male/female harmonies. Vermont possesses the kind of voice one would expect from a former choir singer: top of the range, operatic, and lovely. When mixed with the gruffer chords of Bejar, the resultant blend is at once both disorienting and enticing. The pairing works especially well when, placed right beside the ever-flowing lines of Vermont, Bejar sings in a half-spoken manner and both vocalists bring a relaxed method to melody.

The songs themselves vary stylistically, and the changeups help to keep the album feeling fresh throughout its forty minute run. "Golden Fruit," "Come Darkness" and "Coming Through Imposture" recall pastoral canticles like "Greensleeves" (I dare you to find another recent review that name-checks that song). "Scarecrow" and "Sunny Skies" are lifted right from the playbook of 1980's AOR. "Heron Song" and "Skeleton Aim" pay unabashed homage to femme folks heroines from the 1970's, like Joni Mitchell and Joan Baez. Most of the fourteen tracks have a palpable restraint to them, but the better ones are the songs that let the two lovebirds fly free. "St. Angela" gets pretty close to Rod Stewart's classic "Maggie Mae," but the track's brisk pace offers a welcome change to the album's cadence, and another notable is the delightfully playful closing composition "Hymn."

Sydney Vermont gets credit for the writing on The Portrait is Finished and I Have Failed to Capture Your Beauty…, and Dan Bejar for the arrangements which, by and large, are content to use acoustic guitar, some piano and flute. The pair accomplished what they set out to do, but by no means are they causing any whiplash with the results. Twice in one review is enough for such a garrulous title, so let's just say that you can file Bejar and Vermont's album under: first or second date dinner music, especially a home cooked meal by candlelight, preferably a nice ravioli with red sauce, accompanied by a bottle of Merlot. And of course, an arrangement of whatever color roses would be enchanting.

Reviewed by Ari Shapiro
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