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Music Reviews

Screaming Females - Castle Talk
»Screaming Females
Castle Talk
Don Giovanni
Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - The Social Network [Original Soundtrack]
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The Social Network [Original Soundtrack]
The Null Corporation
Deerhunter - Halcyon Digest
Halcyon Digest
No Age - Everything in Between
»No Age
Everything in Between
Sub Pop
Robyn - Body Talk Pt. 1/ Body Talk Pt. 2
Body Talk Pt. 1/ Body Talk Pt. 2
The Walkmen - Lisbon
»The Walkmen
Fat Possum
hollAnd - Borthwick
Temporary Residence Ltd.

Rating: NR/10 ?

October 1, 2004
There is a fine line between what can be considered art and what is just straight up pretentious bullshit. The collaboration between indie-pop producing behemoth Trevor Holland and New York artist Mark Borthwick stinks to high heaven of artier-than-thou attitude, is an essentially useless piece of plastic, and should never be listened to outside of an art exhibit.

Whereas some people find the work of Yoko Ono to be daring and beautiful, others find her contributions to this world annoying and heartless. The same can be said for Helene, which is nothing more than one incredibly long and irritating song of monotonous acoustic guitar plucking, coupled with emotionless spoken word poetry, and topped off with amateurish tape loops and hissing.

Although Trevor Holland has contributed some enjoyable work in the past (his hollAnd project and various production work for bands like Barcelona), this stuff is just flat out terrible. Apparently there is a Sonic Youth connection, as the line "…abundant souls waiting for the unexpected little fleetings layering themselves a thousand leaves a cleansing of a seasons end…" inspired the title for the last Sonic Youth album, A Thousand Leaves, and Borthwick actually took the photographs for that album's layout. Even Helene Filliers' vocals are a blatant homage to Kim Gordan, as the cut and paste meets acoustic guitar work is comparable to Gaster Del Sol (featuring new Sonic Youth member Jim O'Rourke) or Joan of Arc's horrid The Gap album.

Unfortunately, the artists involved in this project decided to actually release what was originally used as a part of an exhibition at the Swiss Institute in New York City. Even though some pretentiousness is charming and respectable, Helene is essentially 40 minutes of unlistenable crap that should have stayed hidden for the ears of the jet set.

Reviewed by Ryan Allen
A former staff writer with fabulous hair, Ryan Allen once fronted Red Shirt Brigade with his brother, Scott. He currently fronts the art/fashion punk band Thunderbirds Are Now!, with is brother, Scott.

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