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Gravy Train!!!!
Are You Wigglin'?
Kill Rock Stars

Rating: 5/10 ?

July 25, 2005
Hey, kids! Take off your pants and put on your tightest t-shirt, because the wait is overů It's Gravy Train!!!!: two girls and two self-proclaimed 'gay wads' who really know how to rhyme, and the evidence isn't just in their lyrics - the Oakland foursome is comprised of Hunx, Chunx, Funx and Junx.

Initially, I was skeptical whether or not Gravy Train!!!! could pull off a decent follow-up to 2003's electroclash hit, Hello Doctor. Musically, the band has matured since their debut, having added guitar, bass and live drums on some tracks, but Are You Wigglin? still sounds oddly familiar. Reminiscent of early B-52s mixed with Freezepop, they add electronic drum beats, maracas and an ever-present organ to make this sound all their own.

The album starts fairly mildly with "Jonny Makeup" - which only contains a single cocaine reference - and "Darque Tan," which simply tells a story about a man who burns to death in a tanning bed. While this is admittedly tame fare for Gravy Train!!!!, the third song, "Stop the Wedding" calms any fears of compliance as the lyrics revert back to more classic material: graphic, detailed descriptions of nudity and sexual activity. "And so that guy I had just met last May/He saw my cameltoe then canceled his wedding day," Chunx raps in "Stop the Wedding".

The examples that follow, one after another, are played for their very specific fan base: "What happened last night?" asks an effeminate male voice during a phone conversation in 'Bloopies'. A woman on the other end playfully replies, "Well, one thing led to another... and we decided to execute a piggy!"

As Hunx teaches everyone how to perform the "latest forbidden dance" in "(Everybody Do) the Thingy" - "First you stick it in then you wiggle about" - Gravy Train!!!! openly revel in self-awareness. This is a band that clearly knows who they are, like it or not. The second half of the album covers more interesting subjects such as one's breasts falling off as the result of a diet ("Ghost Boobs"), having sex with your grandma ("Hump Lites") and the dressing that "tastes so good" ("Pussy Sauce"). At long last, the album ends with the sound of someone breaking wind.

Gravy Train!!!! albums are not for the faint of heart. Theirs is some of the filthiest music out there, with lyrics fraught with vulgarity and sleaze (not to mention the album's booklet, which depicts a raunchy rollercoaster ride). Are You Wigglin?, like Hello Doctor, may be funny the first time through - and even a bit catchy - but the shock value wears off quickly and all that remains is a nasty aftertaste. To answer the album's title, a doubtless plea for solidarity, my answer remains a very enthusiastic 'No!!!!'.

Reviewed by Oran Stainbrook

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