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Music Reviews

Screaming Females - Castle Talk
»Screaming Females
Castle Talk
Don Giovanni
Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - The Social Network [Original Soundtrack]
»Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross
The Social Network [Original Soundtrack]
The Null Corporation
Deerhunter - Halcyon Digest
Halcyon Digest
No Age - Everything in Between
»No Age
Everything in Between
Sub Pop
Robyn - Body Talk Pt. 1/ Body Talk Pt. 2
Body Talk Pt. 1/ Body Talk Pt. 2
The Walkmen - Lisbon
»The Walkmen
Fat Possum
Xiu Xiu
Chapel of the Chimes
Absolutely Kosher

Rating: 7.5/10 ?

April 1, 2003
For the average fan of the average popular music, Xiu Xiu can taste like a mouth full of chalk. In a lot of ways the pompousness of the whole "tortured art genius" concept gets to be a bit too much, leaving the listener feeling like they've been duped by some sort of Tim Kinsella side show midget. But for as stupid as some of the moments seem from the outside, Chapel of the Chimes can be remarkably captivating in a grossly cathartic way once you're on the inside. I mean Jamie Stewart's frail vocals in "I Am the Center of Your World" sound like they were yanked out of a Charlie Kaufman nightmare, but after a few spins the track flows almost seamlessly despite the lulls, the throbbing bass pumping like a beating heart. Before you know it "Jennifer Lopez (Sweet Science Version)" has rattled past like a rock-filled soda can sailing through a plate glass window and "Ten-Thousand-Times-A-Minute" is sounding off, an admonition from a craggy, fog-drenched coast somewhere in the Pacific Northwest.

It's a shame that Chapel of the Chimes is only an EP because it takes so long to be fully enveloped by Xiu Xiu's inebriety. Like an aural creeper weed it takes a while to really feel a part of what is going on and by that time Chapel of the Chimes has run its course. The feeling of being emotionally gypped is augmented by the fact that the EP is bottom-heavy, with the true gold not surfacing until after the abrasive, bowed-cello noise of "Jennifer Lopez". In the EP's closer, a cover of Joy Division's "Ceremony," Stewart fully emerges from his shell to wail in a sickly sort of tremolo over a cacophony of instrumentation that sounds like a soundtrack to some scene in a sci-fi-comedy where a one-eyed waiter dumps a glass of water down the pants of that robot from Short Circuit.

Interesting to say the least, Chapel of the Chimes is a challenging listen for those not acclimatized to such vibrant pallets of noise rock, a sordid amalgamation of shallow vocals drenched in self-loathing and scattered noise along the lines of Deerhoof's most eclectic work. Fans of Alkaline Trio need not apply.

Reviewed by Eric J Herboth
Eric J. Herboth is the founder, publisher and Managing Editor of LAS magazine. He is a magazine editor, freelance writer, bike mechanic, commercial pilot, graphic designer, International Scout enthusiast and giver of the benefit of the doubt. He currently lives in rural central Germany with his two best friends, dog Awahni and cat Scout.

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