Other Articles by Penelope Memoli
COLUMN» Sell Me to the Mayor 05 - September 11th: someone said that everyone in America has lost something today. I forget who said it. I mean, duh, we all lost something. We lost lots of things. We lost tons of people, two tall buildings, a couple of shorter buildings, some airplanes.
[06.01.2002 by Penelope Memoli]
COLUMN» Sell Me to the Mayor 11 - Luckily your cubicle has a view of the bathroom door and you can see when people go in and out, you can wait for it to be unoccupied, like your own little airplane LAVATORY OCCUPIED sign. Lucky for you, because maybe you're like me, and you can't pee unless you're alone.
[03.01.2002 by Penelope Memoli]
COLUMN» Sell Me to the Mayor 08 - Hi. My name is Beetfeet, not to be confused with my pet of the same name. I live at 32306 Guild Street, Neopia Central, Neopia. It's a quaint room home. Inside there are two green chairs, two dung sofas, and a dung chair.
[02.01.2002 by Penelope Memoli]
COLUMN» Sell Me to the Mayor 02 - Ameritech is the worst company in the world. I had never been dissatisfied with my phone service until I moved to Chicago and experienced the perpetual headache that is Ameritech. There is so much wrong with you, the list goes on and on: the hidden costs, lack of service: the technician NEVER arrives when he's supposed to, and the time frame is always too wide.
[03.20.2001 by Penelope Memoli]