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 » Schmidt Conspiracy 01 - My grandpa knew about more manly stuff than he did about college studies. He was an advocate of real man travel, which he accomplished to varying degrees during the world war. What's left is some weird 30 year old kid. A really weird one. Today is weird alike I am.
[02.01.2002 by Tom Schmidt]

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 » Schmidt Conspiracy 05 - My only conquest in this world is that I am a funny little man, at least that's what one character said during a crazy moment in my life: I lost all my best CD's, but since then have found male masseuses. The females are just too crazy. I need a stocky bitch. Make it have a tan or get the fuck out.
[07.25.2001 by Tom Schmidt]

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 » Schmidt Conspiracy 04 - Then so and of which what had of said as when; was to be as for sure. Those and either may of said was any then was to as where.
[06.04.2001 by Tom Schmidt]

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 » Schmidt Conspiracy 03 - She was full of zeal. Sometimes they just stick around in your body like an unwatered cactus. They give you a little water and you're fine.
[04.02.2001 by Tom Schmidt]

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 » Schmidt Conspiracy 02 - There was no accounting for over exaggerations. Mine was a case not purposed. I had at once become lost to the desire of purpose: a purpose sprang around every corner; the destiny that I would be confused and famous became commonwealth.
[03.01.2001 by Tom Schmidt]

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 » FISC 08 - Kissing, sweet success. May I hope with all appropriateness that everyone here at the website is thankful the stronghold of celibacy is long over. She's definitely the coziest of sorts I've ever come across, and I know for a fact that she wouldn't ruin my life. Stay tuned for the biggest heartbreak in history.
[07.21.2000 by Tom Schmidt]

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 » FISC 07 - One time, when I was late arriving for a flight out of the Bloomington, Illinois airport, a plane came back from the runway to get me. They needed me to get to California. Be careful out there in the land of Estrogen.
[05.31.2000 by Tom Schmidt]

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 » FISC 06 - Sometimes I have a lot of trouble talking to women I don't know and, at some level, I am very shy often as well. Being homeless doesn't help. Sometimes these women just intimidate me with their apartments and designer wardrobes. So be it.
[05.10.2000 by Tom Schmidt]

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 » FISC 05 - The word cash isn't remarkably associated with Thomas S., seeing that even a dangerous intellect with added clout and unduly stiff integrity (not with religion whatsoever - I speak of science and philosophy, damn it), doesn't surmise God's plan of having Money be obtained through professional crafts, but rather slowly and sparingly.
[04.21.2000 by Tom Schmidt]

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 » FISC 04 - Some stuff has happened this week, nothing that fun. It's a little annoying getting only the bad part of women and no action so I don't feel to write much about it. I had things hooked up that way for dramatic reasons but wish to escape the foothold of this existence.
[03.31.2000 by Tom Schmidt]

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 » FISC 03 - A lot has happened since the last time we have talked, and I seem to be making much progress. First off, I hold with an esteem those who know to sit about in their houses with garages strewn about the city. My life is strikingly different, from my standpoint, I must make ammends and carry out many duties for the sake of womankind.
[03.17.2000 by Tom Schmidt]

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 » FISC 02 - Given that I spent so much time cavorting Hollywood I maintain an edge about what is going on in society. I developed this knowledge long ago using options with my career and walking with this know how.
[02.24.2000 by Tom Schmidt]

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 » FISC 01 - This town is great for screenwriters, but my natural problem lies in the fact that my project is about abstinence. So the story was edited and done at the end of November; now it is time to use what I have learned, and capitalize on my struggle.
[02.01.2000 by Tom Schmidt]
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