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 » Sell Me to the Mayor 18 - I view, or -- perhaps more accurately -- consume, a great deal of pornography. I am neither proud nor ashamed of this, but now, at the half-way point of my life, this irritating faculty of retro/introspection is advancing unabated like a Sherman towards the Sea; I am left to haplessly plod on, like an oblivious Sumner to Antietam, until self-realization sparks, and that's always at the least-opportune times.
[07.01.2002 by Joe Jarvis]

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 » Sell Me to the Mayor 09 - Christmas is wonderful. Not for all the usual reasons: families coming together; a time to reflect; dad hitting mom, so hard--REPEATEDLY. Rather, I love Christmas because it allows me to step from the wardrobe and embrace the superficial materialistic clotheshorse I am.
[12.01.2001 by Joe Jarvis]

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 » Sell Me to the Mayor 06 - If I could I'd buy a brand new SUV to help 'keep America rolling' on my Discover card, to help them help me help some other folks. I can't. What I can do is pontificate here about the act of war/terrorist-attack/tragedy/incident.
[11.21.2001 by Joe Jarvis]

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 » Sell Me to the Mayor 03 - We do not gloat over our ape cousins. My co-columnists Penelope Memoli and Todd Dills and I know that humankind's dubious status as evolution's chief beneficiary is a matter of circumstance.
[05.06.2001 by Joe Jarvis]
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